Ducks in the hat (Homestuck!)

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Anonymous asked: Homestuck!
OK, OK, I CAN DO THIS.
- Favorite character: I actually… well, I don’t know. Too many characters I adore. I can’t possibly choose between Rose and Kanaya… and then you have Roxy… and so many trolls and…
- Least Favorite character: Eridan. Like, I can’t even understand how some people like him… From the very beginning all he does is try to mass murder people for no reason and complain that he has no girlfriend… and later on, well, well. The fucking bastard.
- 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
  -Kanaya/Rose, flighty broads.
  -Equius/Nepeta, purrfect meowrails.
  -Roxy/Jane, cotton candy.
  -Dave/Terezi, COOL K1DS.
  -Mindfang/Dolorosa, thus my heart was broken twice.
  Honorary mention to my black otp, Condesce/Handmaid.
- Character I find most attractive: The Condesce or Mom Lalonde.
- Character I would marry: Rose, of course <3
- Character I would be best friends with: Oh god, I’d want to be friends with all of them… but I really think Nepeta would be the one.
- A random thought: Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer.
- An unpopular opinion: I don’t really know why people like Jade so much. I like her and I do care about what happens to her, but she is by far my least favorite among the kids, beta and alpha.
- My canon OTP: This is problematic. I want to say Rose/Kanaya (long live to the Flighty Broads and Their Snarky Horseshit-o-meter), but are they canon…? I consider them to be mostly canon but…
- Non-canon OTP: I have problems again, because all my pairings are not quite canon but mostly yes! I am going to say Cotton Candy (but the last flash, tho).
- Most badass character: Are you kidding me, it’s Kanaya. Makeupkind, shades descending, coming back to life to kick you in the groin, clown hunting, etc, etc. (Grimdark Rose comes close, tho).
- Pairing I am not a fan of: Vriska/Tavros. God, I hate that pairing.
- Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Hussie is flawless in that respect.
- Favourite friendship: Equius/Nepeta, of course. But are counting moirails as friendship or as romance? Trolls, y u so complicated. If we are counting moirails as romance, then Roxy/Dirk.
- Character I want to adopt or be adopted by: I want to adopt Terezi and buy her all the SC4L3M4T3S and all the R3D CH4LK.