Ducks in the hat (So if any lady (or gent) wishes to engage in the beautiful world of Homestuck without struggling alone through the painful confusion of ACT 1, let me know and I will serve as guide and help.)

Text So if any lady (or gent) wishes to engage in the beautiful world of Homestuck without struggling alone through the painful confusion of ACT 1, let me know and I will serve as guide and help.

Posting again as promised.